const brand = {
  name: "Scripted Humor",
  tagline: "Wear your code. Own the joke."
};

Ship more than
just code.

Witty coding jokes, terminal humor, and developer culture references on premium tees, hoodies, mugs, and more.

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Print-on-Demand

Every order is printed fresh. No warehouse inventory. Just your joke, delivered.

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Developer-First

Made by devs, for devs. If you get the reference, you're our people.

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Ships Worldwide

From San Francisco to Singapore. Your code humor, anywhere on the planet.

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Why Scripted Humor?

Because programmers deserve better than generic swag. We make merch that says something about who you are — the person who types `sudo` before every important command, or who's been debugging since 6am.

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